FuckBalls

What is this 'tag' shit?! I am finally feeling good about putting up a meager post and I now have to respond to questions?! Oof. Push me into the deep end, why don't you, Naechstehaltestelle.

The rules:
1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged write their own blog post about their eight things and include these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged and that they should read your blog.

My attempt to follow the rules:
Rule 1. See above. (Phew! Passed that one!)

Rule 2. Eight random facts/habits about myself

1. I am very much an introvert. I need time - lots of it - by myself. If I don't get it, I go into agro-grumpy mode.
2. I love LOVE peanut butter. I have peanut butter every day because it makes my world a better place. If I was stranded on an island or had to leave Earth tomorrow for a new planet, I would need peanut butter.
3. I cannot stand gin. It makes me gag. As a freshman in college, I proceeded to drink an obscene amount of gin one evening to prepare for an all-freshman dance. They loaded us all into the bus and I had my fabulous new Guess purse in hand. The bus ride was a bit longer than I had expected and the gin was far more than I needed. I puked in my purse on the bus. The best part: The next morning, I cleaned out the purse, took it back to the store with the receipt and returned it.
4. I over-think and over-rationalize.
5. I fantasize about winning the lottery. Like, seriously, as a long-term plan. I would win, immediately quit my job and then proceed to employ a fabulous masseuse to rub my body every day BECAUSE I COULD. HA! Take that, my medicore checking account!
6. I feel like the older I get, the more I sell out. Out of college, I worked my ass off to save the world. Now, I barely recycle. WTF?
7. My relationship with my dogs is unhealthy. I talk to them all the time, we go on 'trips' together and I like to snuggle them way too much. I am one of those people who treats her dog like they are real people. Silly silly.
8. My right foot is bigger than my left.

Rule 3. I think I am doing that right now.
Rule 4. I don't know 8 other people who a) haven't already been tagged b) have a blog.

Okay. That was kinda fun.